“The church of Sigmar is planning a crusade against Araby! I’ve heard that they’re looking for able-bodied men who will all be made Knights and given land and gold as soon as they land on the heathen shores. If we enlist, we’re sure to come out on top!”

– Two young men of the working class contemplating their future career prospects at The Cowardly Tilean in the Niederhafen Bezirk