“Beer is the urine of the lepers doomed to eternal suffering in the Chaos Wastes! Damnation is sure for all who drink that foul brew!”
– Zealot preaching outside the establishments on the Street of a Hundred Taverns
WFRP: Gossip (9)
“You know Siegfried Wiezenmehl, the Westenstrasse baker? Yeah, the one with the cakes and marzipan toppings … yeah … the one who’s delivering to the Emperor himself. Do you know how he gets that nice, deep green colour of his marzipan? Warpstone … that’s how! Crushed warpstone, delivered by chaos imps by green moonlight! So don’t be surprised if the Emperor sprouts another arm or head! That’ll be the marzipan to blame, I tell you that!”
– Young woman buying bread from a baker in the Werksviertel Bezirk.
WFRP: Gossip (8)
“There are no Skaven! I tell the truth! Maybe what you have glimpsed are Beastmen. They’re all beastmen. Mutated scum. Ratmen? No, no, no, it’s really, really just people who are mutating into rats. That’s what you’ve all been seeing. Or just large rats. Or people dressed up as rats, feeding the conspiracy of the existence of the Skaven, to keep people afraid, to keep them down. It’s an Imperial conspiracy, that’s what it is. You know how they keep telling us the Skaven don’t exist? That’s because they DON’T exist! But why would they have to tell us that, again and again?
Because fear will keep us in line. Fear of this conspiracy will keep the local villages in line! And since it’s the aristocray, and the Emperor telling us this, people believe the opposite … and the government knows this, that is why they are telling us they don’t exist! So that we will believe they exist! The Skaven, the rat men, the scourge of the underworld.
And you know what else? There’s a cult, where the Emperor is the master illuminated, and they make sure there are little pieces of evidence all over the place to make us believe that the Skaven exists! So there you have it, it’s a conspiracy! To keep the working classes down!”
– Agitator in the Drecksack slums. Curiously, I haven’t seen him since he delivered this tirade.